fuck… I was pretty much fast asleep about 10 mins ago but then I herd something on my pillow, so I open my eyes and some fucking huge spider just runs right past my face! I can fucking hear it because its that huge! so I shit one and spend ages trying to get it on this book mark so I can throw it out the window but it starts trying to get underneath my bed and at this point I’m like oh shit it must have a home behind my bed or something! So anyway after making so very hard that it doesn’t go under my bed I end up trapping it in a cup and putting it outside… Literally though I opened up my laptop at one point and googled “huge spider in my room” for some advice but all I got was people in Australia like HELP TARANTULA IN MY ROOM so I was feeling pretty save it wasn’t dangerous… I’m not even that scared of spiders its just that I could hear the bastard run past my face! My immediate reaction was like oh ok fuck that, then maybe I should take a photo of it then I was like naa fuck taking my eyes of it he will make a move under my bed or something…
I talk too much with my brain
